Ladies and Gentleman, thank you for coming here tonight. We have an important announcement to make...WE GOT HIM! After years (maybe!) of avoiding our crack team of writers none other than Steven Seagal is ours for the reviewing! He is going to join the likes of Arnold Swarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, and a bunch of other action movie star whose names I can't spell.
And we're not just reviewing any Seagal movie, mind you. We're reviewing what is widely regarded as being the greatest movie staring the stone cold wonder, UNDER SEIGE (1992). Yes...a movie that defines the Seagal legend.
But enough talk! Has this movie stood the test of time? Does Seagal deserve to sit in the pantheon of action greats? Will anyone ever leave comments in the comments section that don't just call out our shoddy facts? (How about you leave gifs? We like gifs...)
Yes, find all this out and more below, in the ULTIMATE REVIEW OF UNDER SIEGE!!!!
THE STORY…
It's 1991 and the legendary Battleship Missouri is going to be decommissioned. The first President Bush visited the previous day and the boat is on its way to port in Hawaii. Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) is the Captains personal cook and is hated by Commander Krill (Gary “Wildman” Busey). Krill brings in an unauthorized band lead by William Stranix (Tommy Lee Jones) and Playboy Playmate Jordan Tate (played by actual playmate and BAYWATCH star Erika Eleniak) to entertain the crew and Captain on this last voyage.
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